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SPEAKING TITLES

Learning to Think Differently
Constant Innovation

Guy Browning

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QUOTE UNQUOTE: THE BLEAK TRUTH

"The key to success is gratuitous flattery. Always congratulate your boss on tasks that can be done by a small monkey" - Guy Browning

"It is a silly thing to give advice, but to give good advice is absolutely fatal" - Oscar Wilde

"If at first you don't succeed, give up. Trying is the first step to failure" - Homer Simpson

"There's nothing more dangerous than a resourceful idiot" - Scott Adams, The Dilbert Principle

"Way down deep, we're all motivated by the same urges. Only cats have the courage to live by them" - Jim Davis, cartoonist

"If something's hard to do, then it's not worth doing" - Homer Simpson, again

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