"Television is more interesting than people. If it were not, we would have people standing in the corner of our rooms" - Alan Coren
"Tragedy is if I cut my finger. Comedy is if I walk into an open sewer and die" - Mel Brooks
"Television is for appearing on, not looking at" - Noël Coward
"Men don't care what's on TV. They only care what else is on TV" - Jerry Seinfeld
"What is drama but life with the dull bits cut out?" - Alfred Hitchcock
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